Medicine for women ONLY!!!!

There are some of these I could use, how about you?>>>> NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN>>>
D A M N I T O L> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.>>>

ST. M A M M A'S W O R T> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers> unconscious for up to two days.>>>>

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of> how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they> moved> out.>>>

P E P T O B I M B O> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before> an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and> prevents> conception.>>>

D U M B E R O L> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in> enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.>>>

F L I P I T O R> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the> urge to flip off other drivers.>>>

M E N I C I L L I N> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... Can we get> naked now?">>>

BUYAGRA> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping increases potency,> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.>>>

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to> share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.>>>

N A G A M E N T> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same> irritation level as nagging him.>>

J A C K A S S P I R I N> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.>>