Thursday, October 20, 2005

I Been Tagged

OK Folks... Justine just tagged me with giving 20 facts about myself... Humm are ya all ready for this? Well I'm not. But I will do my best to try and give you all the facts.. (crossing fingers) no really I will try.. LOL.. so here goes READY OR NOT.

20 Facts about Me...

1. I am a Witch & a Bitch
2. I don't cook (hey I said I don't, I didn't say I couldn't. theres a differance, lol)
3. When I was a kid, my family called me Gabby after a talking doll that never shut up. yep me, I use to never shut up.I know hard to believe huh?
4. I never fight with the unarmed. unwitty people are no fun...(except for my husband, he worth it. lol)
5. I am a sucker for little girls when in Mexico selling rag dolls, (Hey she was just to cute and had such sad eyes)
6. I have 3 wonderful grown children
7. I have 5 of the worlds most beautiful Grandchildren. NO I AM NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDMA.. LOL
8. I refuse to grow OLD gracefully ( My hubby added this one)
9. I always get what I want . maybe not right when I want it. But eventually
10. I still like Rock & Roll (but only the stuff I grew up on, like Aerosmith)
11. I am sucker for Lifetime Television
12. I am very loyal to my friends to a fault.. (some people know how to take advantage of this fact)
13. 13 is my faviote number..
14. I drive Fast, I like speed
15. I am a good listener & always give my opinion even when it is unwanted. lol
16. I always get accused of saying & doing things I did not do or say... Really wish People would tell me first, after all if I said or did it, it is only fair to let me know first. lol
17. I have a potty mouth, yes I talk like a trucker
18. I am always running late.. Yes I will be late for my own furneral
19. I smoke way to many cigarettes
AND NOW FOR THE LAST ONE
20. Not only have I tried drugs, I am a recovering addict and clean 18 1/2 years...

OK now there are 20 facts about me, and let me tell you. that was hard... I had to "THINK" about all of his.. and this is what I came up with.. Now to tag someone... hummm who will that be??? hehe

TAG YOUR IT
Silvermoon , GPV , and Magz

Hey I had to Tag someone... LOL......

OK I am back... will try to blog more ofter I promise, (uncrossed fingers, lol)

HUGGZ to all

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

My Email Funnies

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today

My Next Life!!!