Body Parts or a Life for Sale???

Yes I am now looking to buy a new arm. One that works, One that can be moved above the head when streaching. One the can hold a cup or even a cigarette for more then 3 secounds. One that can open or close a car door, One that can put a dish away on the top shelf. Oh Hell Just give me one that works better then the one i have and without any pain at all.. the thought that I can't even move this damn arm by itself for the next 6 weeks, yep you heard right. the next 6 weeks and that only depends on if I can get back into theraphy soon.. Workmans Comp is taking their damn sweet time at giving the OK...

How long do these people expect me to live like this?? I get people trying to tell me not to worry my settlement will be larger. Ya know, I don't really care about the money.. I want my arm back.. I am so tired of living on pain pills, besides they are not working to well anymore. I been on them so long it feels like I don't even take them... Then tonight a friend comes up and gives me a hug, one I have not seen since High School. it was nice to see him, But damn that hurt, LOL

OK can ya'll tell I am in a bitchy mood tonight... Tomorrow I have a drs appointment and I hope he does something about this pain. and if he moves it up above my waist again I just might shoot him... OK enough, I will stop complaining for now.. I am just to tired to keep it going, LOL... So I am off to bed and will blog again real soon....

Huggz to all
next blog will be all about my visit with my daughter last week and a few funny stories just might pop up, LOL, Night all

Sex Fairy! YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Relaxing Saturday!!!!

So far this is turning out to be a relaxing day. I am spending my day not doing any running round. I am sitting home cleaning my house and playing on the computer. Tunes turned way up and Rocking to a little old rock with a mix of country. Yes I like all music except for rap, Now rap has to be the worst crap I have ever heard. But to each their own on that as long as I don't have to hear it. ..

Well I do feel like complaining and Bitching for a bit. Guess what??? ya'll get to hear about it. hehe...I will start with the fact that instink really sucks. talk about pain. for some reason when I take my pain pills, they tend to work well enough that I forget I can't use my arm at all.. so the other day I drop a plate and what do I do??? I try to grab it with the arm that don't move.. Now how stupid can I be? I know I can't use that arm, hell it hurts to even try.. But do you think I would realize it. oh hell no.. not me... but hey I guess you will have that..

Confession time,
the below post was added by my wonderful DIL.. she will be adding to this blog at any time.. so you never know what she will add. LOL.. anyways make sure you check out her blog as well OK.. just click here
AMANDA. I am sure she would love to hear from ya'll on her side to..
OK I am off to finish cleaning and will be reading and commeting on all the blogs at some point today.. Have a wonderful weekend & Huggz to all

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Family & Luck

As luck would have it, I have no luck at all..
Now don’t get me wrong, I have gone through surgery an am well on my way to mending and feeling great these days. See I am posting, LOL. However I have had a bad run of luck with a whole lot of visiting and love going on here. Lets see if I can’t rehash some of the past week..

July / Had surgery, no luck there, but lots of pain to follow and therapy is not for the weak let me tell you, that shit hurts like hell.. as you read they did a lot of work. However I am moving my arm a lot better. Typing is still a challenge. But hey I am up for it.

Now to tell you about the first week of August. This has really been a challenge.. First of all My Daughter and her boyfriend is visiting from Los Angeles Ca. what a wonderful visit this has been.. We have done all kinds of things.. They arrived last Thursday morning.. We went and visited family most of the day and my daughter got to see her brothers for the 2nd time.. She says she feels like he is home. That’s a good feeling..

Friday we went to a little county fair and had a good time.. Well heres where my luck starts, We got to the fair and I had a free pass to get us in. Well I had to park in the front and then go get the pass. Come back and go park my car back in the parking lot. But heres the problem. I have been cleared to drive. But I can not turn my body around to look out the back window. Has luck would have it, I didn’t see the tree behind me nor in any of my mirrors and WAM I ran right smack into a hanging branch as I was backing up. Dented the back end of my car. Yep, great big dent in the TOP of the side panel right next to the trunk. Now I swear that damn branch grew just in time for the tree to jump out behind me.. ask my daughter, she will tell you.. lol..
(ok, this is where I go for coffee, hey I just woke up)

Sat / well my sisters wedding was beautiful and so was my sister. All I can say is WOW.. is was a wonderful day for all. I got to see family members I have not seen in years and my Daughter got to meet a lot of family. (She grew up in L.A with her father, long story) She had such a wonderful time. Looking at her face the whole day while the family hugged on her was amazing. But then my daughter is amazing anyways.

Sun / we went to Niagara Falls for the day. Now we had a good group going here. My Son and Wonderful DIL , My 2nd son and his girlfriend and my daughter and her boyfriend went and of course me. LOL... it was an awesome day.. They all went in the cave of the winds. Which if you don’t know what that is, it is the cave that runs behind the falls.. lots of steps lol.. then we found time to run to the Casino and have dinner.. After dinner we walked over to the Canadian side of the falls.. Did ya ever notice that most places that tourist go are geared towards the Americans?? We walked Clifton Hill and every shop there had almost the same things in them. What a disappointment that was. But still we had a good time and got home about 2:30 AM

Mon/ we went to pick up my niece and go shopping. Well leaving her parking lot. WHAM again this time a car backed right out into me.. got the other side of my car. I swear this time it was not my fault.. this guy never saw me and ran right smack into me. Well the good news is. NO DAMAGE to either car.. good thing. But I was pissed. But I had to realize I had just done the same thing with a tree a few days prior.. So I didn’t yell at him.. See I am getting better...

Tues / Today / we are spending the day with the family as going to have a first time ever Family Picture done with the Kids all grown up.. will be the last one as a family like that I am sure as all my kids hate to have their pics taken LOL, and then tomorrow my daughter and her boyfriend go back to L.A.

I am really going to miss her. Nut I am sure we will go back to talking at least 30 times a day by cell phone and emailing and talking on yahoo.. Then as the cold weather comes back upon this part of NY I will then fly to L.A. and Maybe AZ for a few weeks.. Now that’s what I call a vacation. Lol...

I want to thank all of you who have emailed and left comments here for me.. You are all wonderful and a big HUGG goes out to you all...

Any Spelling Mistakes are that of Word Doc not mine. Just thought I would throw that part in for good measure. LOL