The Stress Diet

This diet is designed to help you cope with thestress that builds up during the day

Breakfast:

1/2 grapefruit1 slice whole wheat toast8 oz. skim milk

Lunch:

4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast

1 cup steamed spinach1 cup herb tea

1 Oreo cookie

Mid-Afternoon Snack:

The rest of the Oreos in the package

1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate topping

Dinner:

2 loaves garlic bread

4 cans or 1 large pitcher Diet Coke

1 large pepperoni pizza

3 Snickers bars

Late Evening News:

Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"

Send this to four people and you will lose two pounds.

Send this to all the people you know(or ever knew),and you will lose 10 pounds.

Christmas Cake Recipe

Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit

Instructions:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something ... Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.

72 Degrees to 20

Well I Have come home from 72 degree temps to this. Yep we got a snow storm hit us the day I arrived home which was Tuesday and the snow did not stop till Late last night. I hear the town I live in got 24" on top of what we already had. Which means we got about 3 feet of snow here.. It is beautiful to look at when your inside and warm. but man is it cold outside. Think I need a warmer climate to live in, LOL. But like I told everyone, I just can't live where there is nothing but cement. Oh Well looks like I stay here a few more years. Or at least till the  Grandchildren are grown and no longer so cute. LOL

    this shows how deep

My Driveway from an angle

Part of my back yard

My Driveway again

In California

this is Amanda..Jade's DIL. She asked me if I would guest blog for her this week. She just left for California to visit her daughter today. Her Murphy's Law theory and horoscope could not have been more correct.

to start her car would not start cost her over $500 to fix it. She then decides screw this car she has had since 94 (drove it off the lot). She then goes car shopping and fell in love with a 99 Blazer. She then says ok I am going to buy this. She and her hubby go to the dealership to get it and they say well it doesn't pass inspection yet so we can't let you have it yet. I guess the battery died and when that happens on those types of vehicles I guess you have to drive it until the computer "clicks" on to be normal again. After about 5-7 trips about 30 miles away to see if her truck was ready guess what it was not. Finally on Tuesday they said that they were just going to put a new computer in the Blazer and she would have it late afternoon. Well late afternoon came Tuesday night at 10:30 p.m. and she even drove half way to meet the people. She at least had another vehicle give to her by them to use while they were trying to figure her Blazer out.

Next on her Murphy's Law today while around the airport somehow she dropped her cell phone and the shuttle bus she was taking ran it over. So now she has no way to get in contact with her daughter the way that was planned. Her hubby called me this morning asking me to call Brandy(her daughter) and tell her that she has no cell. So hopefully all goes well there!!!!