My Wonderful Life!!!

Well here I am, back for the update, I know you all are just dieing to find out huh? LOLok ok, I will give it to you, just remember this is my blog and I can complain and bitch if I wanna LOL


Ok First off, My workmans comp.. oh what fun that has been.First off, I went to court in May as you all know and I got them tokeep their cash of $53. a week.. well then Last Monday I wentback to court to Testify that my right arm is now messed up due to overcompensating for my left.. Well they do have to pay all medicalon the right shoulder as well as the left now and thats a good thingHowever they also now are giving me back my $53.00 a week less $10.a week for attoney fees. Hum wonder if the Attoney still gets part of the settlement to? Anyhows now I get about $200. a month. WOW likethats really gonna help pay my bills..To top it off, my drs willnot give me a scheduled use of loss on the left shoulder because I amstill in treatment for it by going to Pain managment and now intreatment for the right shoulder.. With that we wait and see if I am gonna need surgery or not on the right shoulder. then we wait another year from the surgery date before a settlement can be made..However they decided they wanted all my business documents forstarting my own ebay business.. well thats not gonna happen. But they can wait all they want...


OK, Now for some more good stuff going on in my life.you see I had a very bad spot in my marriage a few years ago,well this guy I had known from when I was a teenager come back into my life at that time.. so on and off for 3 yearsI allowed him to treaten me with Bull Shit.. That came to an end real fast in the begining of June.. He decided it was coolto call my cell phone and leave me death treats on my voice mail.DUH, He also called my hubby.. well it all backfired on him big time.it ended with a restraining order being placed on him and now he can't have no contact with me whats so ever by any means.. whichis very good.The only trouble this man caused between me and my hubby was the fact my hubby got mad that I allowed this asshole to treaten me for so long... Again can we all say BACKFIRE. LOL


OK this is all about it.. not much more to report, I am backto living a boreing life again... well until July 14-17 when I go to Vegas for my daughters 21st birthday..that should be an interesting time.. But will leave me more to write about then. LOL

OK thats it.. Hope you all enjoy the begining of your summer and have lots and lots of fun...

Huggz to all

Update

Update on this wonderful life I live tonight, if I remember
if I don't remember could someone please email me and remind me
I have this really bad habit of forgetting where I put my head.
Sometimes this could be a good thing. But then again not always.
I tend to even forget my name at times. Oh yeah never mind,
My name is tattooed on my forhead.. so just look for the woman
who has SUCKER tattooed just under the bangs where it can be
seen... More to come..

I KNOW, YA'LL CAN'T WAIT.. LOL

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PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.!

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant .

Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

THE IDEAL MAN... Revised by age

What I Want in a Man, Original List

Handsome
Charming
Financially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In good shape
Dresses with style
Appreciates finer things in life
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

Nice looking
Opens car doors, holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Listens more than talks
Laughs at my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one tie
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

Not too ugly
Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when I'm talking
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
Doesn't belch or scratch in public
Doesn't borrow money too often
Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Appreciates a good TV dinner
Remembers your name on occasion
Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

Doesn't scare small children
Remembers where bathroom is
Doesn't require much money for upkeep
Only snores lightly when asleep
Remembers why he's laughing
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
Usually wears some clothes
Likes soft foods
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

Breathing
Doesn't miss the toilet.